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(knock, knock)

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Raaaaarrrr!

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Dan?

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What are you doing here?

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I'll give you a hint.

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First word "zombie",
last word "wrestling",

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middle words "zombie
wrestling".

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Zombie zombie wrestling
wrestling? Oww...

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Don't pretend you
didn't deserve that.

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Grab a smock and whatever
snacks you'll need for two

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solid days of bone
gnawing mayh--

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What's with the bags?

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Chris, I told you "No Dan".

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My parents will be here
any minute.

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We're going on a family cruise.

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I've mentioned it
multiple times.

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Hopefully the ship will move
faster than this line.

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Speaking of cavemen,
I'm going on a cruise.

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On a boat. Me, Elise,
and her parents.

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Tomorrow morning.

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Don't come to the house.
Write it down.

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Doesn't ring a bell.
But it sounds terrible.

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Unnaturally happy
staff, forced "fun",

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trapped at sea, it's like
something the Inquisition

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would dream up.

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Chris, help me get the
bags from the bedroom.

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Dan? Go away.

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Hmm... Lots of splatter
in zombie wrestling...

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I better wear Chris's clothes.

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Junior, we're here.

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Hope you're ready to go,
the ship waits for no one.

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Typical. Not even done packing.

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Here, take these out
to the car.

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What'd they do, pack
the kitchen sink?

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Dan?!

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Honestly, that's got to
be some sort of record.

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You can't tag along this time.
It's a family cruise.

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You aren't family.

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You think I want to be here?

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I've been hijacked,
Shanghaied, Dan napped!

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I am missing zombie wrestling.

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I gotta get off
this ship before--

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--we set sail.

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Alright, fine.
Today is a wash.

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Fortunately, the main
event isn't until tomorrow.

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Dan, we're not going back
to shore for a week.

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You're stuck here.

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FAMILY CRUISE!

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I didn't realize Dan
would be joining us...

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Honestly, are you surprised?

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He stowed away.

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I did not stow away.

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I am here under protest.

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Hi, family! I'm Carla.

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I'm gonna be your personal guide
to make sure you all have a

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super great time aboard
the S. S. Funtanic!

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How does that sound?

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Uh... Good?

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Great! Now, let's see.

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Uh oh!

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I've got you down for two
and two,

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but it looks like your
little family has grown.

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What's your name, little fella?

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Let's not get to know each
other,

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and I need to get off this ship.

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No, we need to get you on
board this vacation.

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Alright, who here is a parent?

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And I guess that makes
you three the kids.

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Kids?

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Here on the super
Family Fun-tainment

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Extravaganza Cruise, we've
got two kinds of passengers

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- parents and kids.

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And since you don't have
any children of your own...

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Thank goodness.

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Then you're the kids!

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Come on family, let me get you
started on some fun-tivities.

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Did any of you happen
to bring an ice pick?

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It doesn't need to be
sterile or anything.

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Dan, we've been over this
before.

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You can't lobotomize someone
just because they're perky.

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I was gonna do it because
she called me little.

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...and from the Vista deck
you'll be able to see sunsets,

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humpback whales, even the
infamous Catalina Parallelogram.

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I thought that was a myth.

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You thought the Bigfoot was a
myth until I caught one.

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Dan, that was just a really
hairy guy in the woods.

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The Catalina Parallelogram
is a mysterious part of

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the ocean where the laws of
space and time no longer apply.

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Ships sail into it and
are never seen again.

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And we'll be sailing
right past it.

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All this talk about things
I don't care about

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makes me want to stretch
out and work on my tan.

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Not so fast.

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You've got sunbathing
scheduled for...

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Day after tomorrow.

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Right now though, it's
your turn on The Wall.

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Unless there's a helicopter at
the top waiting to take me back

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to Los Angeles, you
can forget it.

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I really should get back to the
cabin and check in with work.

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Forget work, forget Los
Angeles, forget everything.

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Focus on the wall.

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Once the whole family
gets to the top,

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it'll almost be time to hit the
Aloha Deck for a real luau.

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Well, I'm sure that's music to
someone's ears, right Chris?

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Sir. Sir! You really need to
be wearing a safety harness!

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Well, he's enthusiastic.

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I'm going to catch up to Chris.

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We'll meet you at the top.

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Take your time, this sort
of stuff isn't designed

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for people your age.

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People our age?

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Junior needs to be
taught a lesson.

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Come on, let's get you started.

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I'd like to see you make me.

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Luau..Come on, Chris.

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Luau. Luau.

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Whoa!

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Chris, you forgot
to get a harness.

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Are you insane?

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Just focus on your next move.
Put your left hand here.

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Good, now move your right foot.

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What's the hold up, Junior?

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The wall a little too much
for you two?

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You don't mind if we cut
ahead, seeing as we're

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senior citizens and don't
have much longer to live?

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See you at the top.
Eventually.

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Chris. Climb. Now.

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Finally.

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Wasn't that super fun?

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Looks like the parents
got here first.

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I guess that's one-nothing.

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What do you mean,
one-nothing?

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On the Family Fun-tainment
Extravaganza Cruise,

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it's all about
friendly competition.

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And right now, the
parents are winning.

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What's next?

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The luau.
The luau is next.

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Or..

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You could try shuffleboard.

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Where's shuffleboard?

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Back on the main deck.

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Perfect.

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(whizzing sound)
(dan screams)

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(dan o.s.)
Ha! I creamed 'em!

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You knocked all our pucks
out of bounds.

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I know! Total destruction!

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I should win a stuffed
bear or something.

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That's not how it works.

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That's three games in a row.

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What else is there?

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Paintball?

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(splat, splat, splat)

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Score one for the kids.

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What's next?

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Gee, you sure are the most
enthusiastic fun-tivities

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family I've ever had.

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What's next?

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Wait. First of all, luau.

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Second, didn't you say
you had to call work?

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And third, LU-AU.

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Uh.. I completely forgot.

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Okay, I'll meet you at
dinner, but this isn't over.

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You know, I really should go
back to the room and... change.

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Well, it looks like
it's just the menfolk!

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Right, Dad...Don?

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(spyboss v.o.)
Dancing shadow?

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You're late.

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Sorry, had to deal
with an old rival.

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What's the mission?

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(spyboss v.o.)
The ship you're on has an

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extremely sophisticated
navigation system.

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We don't want it falling
into the wrong hands.

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(gruff criminal v.o.)
We need youse to

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"borrow" this crystal so
that our friends can,

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uh, facilitate its sale
on the black market.

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Consider it done.

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Should be a piece...

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...of cake.

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If you run into any
competition, eliminate it.

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Understood.

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I wonder where the people
I like disappeared to?

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It can't be any worse than here.

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There's gotta be a way off
this floating barge of misery.

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Looks like the kiddies win
the eating competition.

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This was a competition?

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In your face, Don.

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Alright, Fun-stronauts, time
to get back on deck for more

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maritime merriment!

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Must we?

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Come on.

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Badminton is up next and the
two teams are neck and neck.

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I'm sure you can't wait
to find out who's gonna

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win the big prize!

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Prize?

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Winner of the competition is
crowned Captain for the Day!

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We dress you up in a little
sailor's suit and take your

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picture on deck in front of
the Catalina Parallelogram.

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So if we win badminton,

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I get to steer the ship
back to Los Angeles?

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Perfect.

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Come on, Chris.

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Actually, it's more of an
honorary title--

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Stop, you had me at "Captain".

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00:10:16,781 --> 00:10:18,611
Still no word from the
ladies, huh?

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We can get started
without them.

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00:10:20,251 --> 00:10:23,181
It is supposed to
be two on two.

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They've got two.

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00:10:24,430 --> 00:10:25,550
Well, one and a half.

209
00:10:25,610 --> 00:10:29,560
Well, really just two
halves. So one on one.

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00:10:29,561 --> 00:10:30,421
That's fair.

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I'm gonna make him
eat that birdie.

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00:10:52,851 --> 00:10:54,851
Looks like I've got
some competition.

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Good.

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No mercy, Chris.

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00:11:00,220 --> 00:11:02,760
If we don't win, I can't turn
the ship around and we'll

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be trapped here forever.

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00:11:04,491 --> 00:11:06,561
It's a one week cruise,

218
00:11:06,561 --> 00:11:09,261
you'll only be trapped
here for six more days.

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00:11:09,271 --> 00:11:10,001
You ready, old man?

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00:11:11,101 --> 00:11:12,471
Maybe Chris didn't tell you,

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00:11:12,471 --> 00:11:14,941
I played badminton on
the Olympic team.

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00:11:16,401 --> 00:11:18,871
Y'know on second thought,
why don't we wait for the girls?

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00:11:18,870 --> 00:11:20,670
I think they'd enjoy
the competition.

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Piece of cake.

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What the?

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00:11:31,490 --> 00:11:32,670
I'll take that.

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(wham)

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00:11:37,161 --> 00:11:38,131
(whizzzzz)

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00:11:53,511 --> 00:11:57,141
Alright, no more Mr. Nice Guy.

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00:11:57,151 --> 00:11:58,951
When were you ever
Mr. Nice Guy?

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(whap! whap!)

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00:12:14,731 --> 00:12:18,001
Is this equipment regulation?

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It's a poor workman
that blames his tools.

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HaHaHaHa! Victory!

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Kneel before your captain!

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That's interference!

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00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:56,871
Oh, calm down, Don.

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Mom?!

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Junior?

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Elise?

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00:13:00,911 --> 00:13:03,141
You better have good
explanation young lady.

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00:13:03,151 --> 00:13:04,111
Me?!

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00:13:04,111 --> 00:13:06,011
You're the one in battle armor.

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00:13:06,021 --> 00:13:07,411
Don't you change
the subject.

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00:13:07,421 --> 00:13:09,551
Sounds like you all
have a lot to discuss.

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00:13:09,551 --> 00:13:11,451
If you'll excuse me...

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00:13:19,231 --> 00:13:23,131
Zombie Wrestling, here I come!

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00:13:23,131 --> 00:13:26,531
Please, there shouldn't
be any fighting on the

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S. S. Funtanic.

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00:13:30,871 --> 00:13:31,871
What the...?

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(swirling storm)

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00:13:36,311 --> 00:13:37,141
Is that?

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00:13:37,151 --> 00:13:39,451
Looks to me like the Catalina...

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Parallelogram!

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And we're heading right for it!

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Dannn!

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Arrg, my trusty crew.

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Come for your share of
the plunder?

259
00:14:01,952 --> 00:14:04,362
Wait, you're a pirate now?

260
00:14:04,362 --> 00:14:06,962
What have you done
to the bridge?

261
00:14:06,962 --> 00:14:09,232
It's only been two minutes.

262
00:14:09,232 --> 00:14:10,592
It was like this when I
got here.

263
00:14:11,462 --> 00:14:13,632
Yeah, that's sort of our bad.

264
00:14:13,632 --> 00:14:17,102
All I did was turn us back
towards Los Angeles.

265
00:14:17,102 --> 00:14:20,972
And destroyed the
captain's wheel.

266
00:14:20,972 --> 00:14:25,642
We can't steer the ship
and without the automated

267
00:14:25,652 --> 00:14:29,612
navigation system we will
sail right into the

268
00:14:29,622 --> 00:14:31,722
Catalina Parallelogram.

269
00:14:34,092 --> 00:14:35,992
Eh, you win some,
you lose some.

270
00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:39,880
Win some, lose some?

271
00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:45,230
Are you kidding me?

272
00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:50,942
I've been nothing but upbeat
and cheerful for you people,

273
00:14:50,942 --> 00:14:55,872
and all you can do is
snipe at one another.

274
00:14:55,882 --> 00:15:00,182
And to top it off, you've
wrecked my ship?!

275
00:15:00,182 --> 00:15:02,652
I've had it!

276
00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:06,222
You're all going to the brig!

277
00:15:06,222 --> 00:15:07,952
Make it so, number two.

278
00:15:08,852 --> 00:15:10,922
Oh, you're going with them!

279
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:19,202
And you do have one more
super fun activity on the

280
00:15:19,202 --> 00:15:22,872
schedule you get to
ride the ship to the

281
00:15:22,872 --> 00:15:24,002
bottom of the ocean.

282
00:15:28,042 --> 00:15:30,142
Well, what are we going
to do now?

283
00:15:30,142 --> 00:15:34,312
I'm sure we will be fine!
Elise, any ideas?

284
00:15:34,312 --> 00:15:35,552
I got nothing.

285
00:15:35,552 --> 00:15:37,782
Oh, that is so typical.

286
00:15:37,782 --> 00:15:39,182
Why are you blaming me?

287
00:15:39,192 --> 00:15:42,622
Well, it's not like we could
expect anything from Chris.

288
00:15:42,622 --> 00:15:44,362
I don't see you
offering solutions!

289
00:15:44,362 --> 00:15:47,932
I can't believe you people
ruined my vacation!

290
00:16:06,442 --> 00:16:07,812
Enough!

291
00:16:07,812 --> 00:16:10,352
Look, this was supposed to
be a family cruise and the

292
00:16:10,352 --> 00:16:14,122
only way we'll get out of it
is if we work together...

293
00:16:14,122 --> 00:16:14,992
as a family!

294
00:16:16,492 --> 00:16:19,892
You know, if we could reach
that panel, we might be able

295
00:16:19,892 --> 00:16:22,392
to short out the electronics
and pop the door.

296
00:16:22,402 --> 00:16:26,162
Good idea, Jun... Elise.

297
00:16:26,172 --> 00:16:30,002
You know, that speech really
meant a lot to me... Dad.

298
00:16:30,002 --> 00:16:32,172
Let's not push it.

299
00:16:32,172 --> 00:16:33,172
Gotcha.

300
00:16:37,812 --> 00:16:40,012
Just a little higher.

301
00:16:40,012 --> 00:16:42,212
Have you put on
weight, dear?

302
00:16:42,212 --> 00:16:43,112
Mom!

303
00:16:43,122 --> 00:16:44,852
Stop shaking.

304
00:16:44,852 --> 00:16:45,882
I'm not!

305
00:16:47,322 --> 00:16:49,852
It's no use! We're
half a person short.

306
00:16:52,592 --> 00:16:56,732
Oh, now you want me to be
part of your stupid family?

307
00:16:56,732 --> 00:16:58,232
No thanks.

308
00:16:58,232 --> 00:17:01,372
I'll take my chances
with certain death.

309
00:17:01,372 --> 00:17:04,002
Dan, you may not care much
about my family,

310
00:17:04,002 --> 00:17:06,372
but you have a family of
your own to look out for.

311
00:17:06,372 --> 00:17:08,812
If you vanish into
the parallelogram,

312
00:17:08,812 --> 00:17:10,572
who's gonna feed Mr. Mumbles?

313
00:17:11,712 --> 00:17:14,682
She can't capture turkey
sandwiches in the wild.

314
00:17:14,682 --> 00:17:16,382
She'll starve.

315
00:17:18,022 --> 00:17:22,092
Don't worry, Mr. Mumbles,
Daddy's coming!

316
00:17:24,562 --> 00:17:25,492
(bzzt! click!)

317
00:17:28,692 --> 00:17:29,962
We did it!

318
00:17:33,232 --> 00:17:34,672
Thanks, Dan. You did good.

319
00:17:34,672 --> 00:17:38,042
Do I have to be the one to
point out all of this was his

320
00:17:38,042 --> 00:17:39,542
fault to begin with?

321
00:17:42,642 --> 00:17:43,612
We're too late!

322
00:17:48,752 --> 00:17:53,982
There must be some kind of
tear in the fabric of space!

323
00:17:53,992 --> 00:17:55,752
I guess there's no escape now.

324
00:17:55,752 --> 00:17:59,162
Elise, since we're about
to be swallowed by a

325
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:02,192
temporal vortex,
I have a confession.

326
00:18:02,192 --> 00:18:06,632
I ate the ginger bread house
you made last Christmas and

327
00:18:06,632 --> 00:18:08,832
blamed it on the mailman.

328
00:18:08,832 --> 00:18:11,672
I know. I forgive you.

329
00:18:11,672 --> 00:18:15,042
And I should probably
tell you something, too.

330
00:18:15,042 --> 00:18:17,442
I'm the top operative
for a shadowy,

331
00:18:17,442 --> 00:18:21,482
quasi-governmental agency
specializing in espionage,

332
00:18:21,482 --> 00:18:24,382
arms deals and assassinations.

333
00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:26,280
Well...

334
00:18:26,860 --> 00:18:29,350
I have a confession, as well.

335
00:18:29,362 --> 00:18:33,892
I'm on the FBI's most wanted
list under the name "The Lady".

336
00:18:33,892 --> 00:18:38,062
You're "The Lady"?
Number six on the list?

337
00:18:38,062 --> 00:18:39,802
Way to go, Mom!

338
00:18:39,802 --> 00:18:40,802
Five.

339
00:18:40,802 --> 00:18:42,372
Marcos "The Knife" Capelli

340
00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:45,502
had an unfortunate accident
in Barbados last spring.

341
00:18:45,502 --> 00:18:48,442
Hey, we were in Barbados
last spring.

342
00:18:48,442 --> 00:18:49,742
Coincidence.

343
00:18:51,982 --> 00:18:54,012
Well, I have a secret, too.

344
00:18:54,012 --> 00:18:57,452
I'm... a half alien hybrid sent
to Earth to enslave mankind.

345
00:18:58,282 --> 00:18:59,452
Really?

346
00:18:59,452 --> 00:19:02,122
No... I just wanted
to be included.

347
00:19:02,122 --> 00:19:03,992
This can't be the end!

348
00:19:03,992 --> 00:19:07,192
I have way too many regrets!

349
00:19:07,192 --> 00:19:09,292
So many wrongs unavenged!

350
00:19:10,532 --> 00:19:13,332
My landlord refuses to
replace the light bulb

351
00:19:13,332 --> 00:19:15,602
in my refrigerator!

352
00:19:15,602 --> 00:19:16,702
Really, Dan?

353
00:19:16,702 --> 00:19:18,942
Is that all you wanted
to get off your chest?

354
00:19:18,942 --> 00:19:24,042
It's possible that I've
wasted my life on petty

355
00:19:24,042 --> 00:19:28,412
and ultimately meaningless
quests for vengeance.

356
00:19:28,412 --> 00:19:31,782
There, are you happy now?

357
00:19:31,782 --> 00:19:34,522
We're proud of you, Dan.

358
00:19:34,522 --> 00:19:37,992
But we'd be a little prouder
if we weren't all about to die.

359
00:20:13,762 --> 00:20:15,892
Daaaaaaaaaan!

360
00:20:15,892 --> 00:20:19,732
Whaaaaaaaaaat?

361
00:20:19,732 --> 00:20:26,172
I foooorgooooot whaaaat
I waaaas goooooing

362
00:20:26,172 --> 00:20:28,072
toooo saaaaaay....

363
00:20:32,842 --> 00:20:35,882
Grab a smock and whatever
snacks you'll need for two

364
00:20:35,882 --> 00:20:39,022
solid days of bone
gnawing mayh--

365
00:20:39,022 --> 00:20:41,522
What's with the bags?

366
00:20:41,522 --> 00:20:45,092
Wait, don't tell me:
you're going on a cruise!

367
00:20:45,092 --> 00:20:46,322
Yes, Dan.

368
00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:47,760
Ha! I'm psychic!

369
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:48,720
You're not psychic.

370
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,990
I told you about the
cruise multiple times.

371
00:20:51,002 --> 00:20:53,332
Chris, I told you, "No Dan."

372
00:20:53,332 --> 00:20:54,832
My parents will be here any
minute.

373
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:55,820
Wait...

374
00:20:55,820 --> 00:20:59,342
Something DOES seem very
familiar about all this.

375
00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:01,472
Dan showing up uninvited?

376
00:21:01,472 --> 00:21:03,942
Now why would that be familiar?

377
00:21:03,942 --> 00:21:06,282
I'm telling you, I'm psychic!

378
00:21:06,282 --> 00:21:08,952
Wait, I'm getting another
deja vu...

379
00:21:08,952 --> 00:21:10,752
That door is about to--

380
00:21:10,752 --> 00:21:13,322
Junior, we're-- oh, Dan's here.

381
00:21:13,322 --> 00:21:15,092
Nice shot with the door, hon!

382
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:17,180
Should we wake him?

383
00:21:17,180 --> 00:21:17,662
No.

384
00:21:17,662 --> 00:21:21,632
He'd just try to tag along on
our vacation and ruin it for us.

385
00:21:21,632 --> 00:21:26,462
Besides, he looks like a little
angel when he sleeps...

386
00:21:27,976 --> 00:21:29,136
Oh..I'll be right out.

387
00:21:29,146 --> 00:21:30,236
I have something I need
to do.

388
00:21:32,946 --> 00:21:36,446
Huh? Where--?

389
00:21:36,446 --> 00:21:39,616
I didn't want to go on
your stupid cruise

390
00:21:39,616 --> 00:21:41,956
in the first place!

391
00:21:42,006 --> 00:21:46,556
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